Stretch X
Do you know the definition of Stretching? It is contorting oneself to the point of almost breaking yourself. How do these people not dislocate themselves from… themselves? I watch them stretch as I struggle to touch my toes and my only thought is, that cannot be natural. You know it is a good workout video when you spend more time with your mouth open in amazement watching the DVD than you do stretching yourself, amirite? If only there was some type of ‘stretch pill’ that, if taken, would increase flexibility by 200%, guaranteed. Some side effects may occur.
I love my yoga mat for Stretch X and Yoga X, it is amazing at keeping your tailbone from getting too sore.
My thoughts: Gumby? Who is gumby? Oh yeah, that’s the character on the right side of Tony Horton. What in the World! I said various times, “She dislocated that…” only to see her come out of a pretzel move and ‘shake it out’. My stretching went alright, getting ever increasing flexibility in my hamstrings and hips.
Who is Gumby? Have you heard of Gumby?
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I remember lil green Gumby from long ago.
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